Don’s Ego

06/29/2009

Pithy, Part 1

Filed under: Uncategorized — donkowalewski @ 5:44 am

When I’m not quite inspired enough to write  a full blown blog entry, I’ll just link some things, or enter a quote, or embed a video from YouTube – preferably a funny clip. 

“I felt I would live a long, lonely, useless life
and die alone and unmissed (did I mention
that I never bothered filling out any grad-school
applications?) It’s self-indulgent, I know, but
this is what happens to the overachieving
but essentially useless children of parents
who raised their children to do well on tests but
failed to equip them with the poison-tipped
spurs of true ambition.”

– Jon Fasman, The Geographer’s Library, p.5

06/19/2009

Are you a “Year-Is-Half-Over” or “Year-Is-Half-Begun” Type?

Filed under: Uncategorized — donkowalewski @ 4:00 pm

Here we are, nearing July 1st, the midway point of the year.  Like me, I’m sure you’ve knocked off all the things from your New Year’s Resolution list and you need to fill it up with new stuff.  Oh …wait.  That’s not me at all.  Considering one of my goals was to “write every day” and you can see, oh, only about a dozen or so entries spewed forth from my cranium, you can see I’ve fallen woefully short.  (save your “height” and “stature” jokes)

Well, that’s about to change …sayeth the same guy who’s said that hundreds of times throughout his life.  But, I mean it.  If I may bore you for a minute, here’s where I am in my rise-to-stardom time line.  I’m a year and a half into this “writing” dream.  I’ve started a blog, then started another blog to capture my random ramblings.  A friend asked me to write for his website, called spunkybean (I’m sure I’ve mentioned it), and then he skipped the country to open a hemp and surf board shop on South America’s “tidal wave coast” and I kinda took over.  I recruited some writers (1, 2, 3), lost a couple writers, and the site is currently limping along (I’m a partial cause of said limp).  Through spunkybean, I fell in with a swell gal who calls herself “Mel Robbins“.  In fact, everyone calls her that because, apparently, that’s her name.  She and her business partners liked some things I wrote, so I told them I’d like to write her blog. And now I do.  I may or may not write some other things …but …I can’t talk about that.  The Cubans are listening.

In my brain, I have the idea for two movies – currently 1/16th written.  Also in my brain, you’ll find partially written spec scripts, and the bits and pieces of, what I’m sure will be, a best selling novel-slash-biographical self-help book.

Yeesh, seems like I should’ve reached literary superstardom by now, right?

What I’m saying is this …check back with me here at Don’s Ego from time to time, and definitely by year’s end, because I’m going to do some things.  Mark my words.  Go ahead.  Print this out, and mark ‘em.  Use a highlighter or red pen, and mark up the page like crazy.  You’re going to want a copy of this manifesto.

Oh, and finally, allow me to be the 1,234,111th blogger who’s sat down in a Starbucks and tried to write something, and all that he can think to write is something about all the other people in Starbucks with laptops just like him.  In a way, it’s defeating.  I’ll bet that woman in the bedazzled sweater-top, stirrup pants, and ballet slippers has a way better idea for a book than me.

My coffee cup is half empty.

06/10/2009

No Point to this Blog Entry

Filed under: Uncategorized — donkowalewski @ 6:12 am

This blog entry is designed for nothing else except to capture this great image of the Brylane Home Jumbo Portable Cabana (left).

You see, someday I’m going to go on The Amazing Race.  And if you watch the show, you realize each team has a “premise” …mother-son …married …gay-couple …long-distance dating …best friends.  Yawn!  How about “complete strangers?”  Now that is a premise.  My blog-world friend, EJ, author or A Nickel for the Swear Jar (which I killed when I told him to write everything for spunkybean), and mega-contributer to spunkybean.com …well, we have an idea.  We want to go on The Amazing Race (stop me if I’ve blogged this before) as complete strangers who’ve never met.  When they show us throughout the race, we want our bio to be “Strangers” or “Pen Pals”. 

If CBS thinks there’s entertainment in seeing a married or dating couple argue alot, or best friends who’s relationship is strained by the pressure of “the Race” and sleep deprivation, how about the drama that comes with two guys who’ve never met or spoken?

That is all.  Somebody from CBS will read this …I hope.  Email me.  When are try-outs and auditions?  Because we plan to attend in hoods, blindfolds, and wearing ear plugs to hold true to the premise of having never met or spoken.

Trust me …television gold!

06/03/2009

I Don’t Support the Performance Rights Act (and either should you)

Filed under: Uncategorized — Tags: — donkowalewski @ 9:06 am

You all know me.  I’m the type of guy who sits on the sideline, keeps his mouth shut, and just lets things happen as they will.  I’m a silent observer.  Far be it from me to speak up, write angry letters, blog everything that’s on my mind …or Tweet it …or make it my Facebook status message. No, sir.  I’m stoic.  Like the “elder” in a tribe or cult.  Only when my opinion is sought do I speak up.

But, I’m going to make a rare exception.  And I do this with great trepidation and doubt, because when you throw your opinion around, if you misstep even sligthly and if you lack even the tiniest grasp of a concept of fact …well …woe be to you.  May hundreds of angry emailers and random comments curse you and knock you down.

Below is my exception …I don’t support the Performance Rights Act.  And like an angry-old-man, I’ve written a letter to my Congressman (albeit, an email, but my ink quill ran dry …I had to improvise.)  Here’s that letter.  Chastise as you will.

SUBJECT:  I DO NOT SUPPORT Performance Rights Act

Dear Mr. Conyers

I’m a longtime supporter.  However, I do not endorse your support and pursuit of the Performance Rights Act.  I do not support it for the reasons it hurts small and independent broadcasters, as well as how it will affect large broadcasters.

I cannot decide to vote for you as I don’t live in your District, but as a proud citizen of Polish heritage who frequents Hamtramck many times each year, I’ll avoid it – and I will make my friends and the business owners I know aware of why I have avoided their proud city.

I believe the Performance Rights Act is a knee-jerk reaction to an overall change in music delivery and will not actually change anything.  If large and small broadcasters owe more fees for the music they play, we’ll simply see less music being played – meaning less diversity, which is the goal you say you are seeking.  That will hurt the consumer.  Less music will mean less listeners.  Which will hurt the stations and the hardworking sales people and on-air talent at the stations.

Who are these starving artists?  Where are they being denied access?  And if they are being denied access to the airwaves because there lacks a radio format for their voice and sound, how will this legislation benefit them?  I believe the large record labels will be less likely to take risks on unknown artists, hence diversity is once again taking the hit.

95% of all citizens spent time with radio only a decade ago.  Now, it’s 87%.  In that time, we’ve seen the rise of digital music, satellite radio, MP3 players, and countless other modes of music delivery, so the diversity is there.  Monetizing what artists are paid per performance and how they grow their audience should be left to the free-market and capitalist system we hold dear as United States citizens.

Instead, I would urge you to create greater access and knowledge of HD-radio technologies and the diversity that could bring to the broadcast spectrum.  Create ways in which minority groups can access the myriad secondary channels, and how the general consumer might easily and affordably convert their radios to digital in the same way we’ve emphasized the need to convert our televisions (I would even urge that converting television to digital hasn’t created any diversity or access, whereas HD-radio would do the exact thing you seek.)

Thanks for your time.  I hope this Act or Bill does not pass at this time, or ever.

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